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Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
A woman said to her husband, “dear, look at our sheet! It's too dirty. Would you like to wash it now?”The man looked at the sheet and then thought for a while and then said, “I don't think it's necessary. We can turn the sheet over. Is that all right?” His wife was very angry at this. “How lazy you are!” She shouted, “To tell you the truth, I turned it over last week.”
Why does a man want to have a WIFE?Because…W--- WashingI--- IroningF--- FoodE--- Entertainment Why does a woman want to have a HUSBAND ?Because…H---Housing U---Understanding S---SharingB---BuyingA---andN---NeverD---Demanding??