[6/30/2015 8:08:33 PM] Al-mi'raj: then next thing you know
[6/30/2015 8:08:37 PM] Al-mi'raj: political arguments
[6/30/2015 8:08:44 PM] Al-mi'raj: SETTLED VIA CHILDREN'S CARD GAMES
[6/30/2015 8:08:48 PM] Al-mi'raj: would certainly get a lot more done.
[7/4/2015 8:47:55 AM] Al-mi'raj: BIRD REPRESENTATION YES
[7/4/2015 8:48:04 AM] Al-mi'raj: WHO'S THE BOSS NOW HUH YOU BITCHES AND THIEVING CATS
[7/4/2015 8:48:08 AM] Al-mi'raj: FUCK YOUR CAT & DOG PRIVILEGE THIS BE BIRD TURF YOU MAMMALFUCKERS (I feel like I could shove in an immigrant joke here too if it wasn't for how idk what birds those are)
[7/4/2015 9:52:28 AM] Al-mi'raj: he is literally the exact height he should be to rest under her chin and on her breasts
[7/4/2015 9:52:42 AM] Al-mi'raj: WHY ARE THEY NOT A COUPLE