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[Ristau]

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I'll do anything
[12:36:57 AM] ballin1337: random
[12:36:59 AM] ballin1337: is 2nd-ntaure to me
[12:37:04 AM] ballin1337: I don't give a **** about rules
[12:37:08 AM] ballin1337: **** standards
[12:37:09 AM] ballin1337: **** morals
[12:37:11 AM] ballin1337: I do whatever the **** I want
[12:37:14 AM] ballin1337: I'm a hypocrite yo
[12:37:20 AM] ballin1337: I run my own show
[12:37:22 AM] Ryan Ristau: Alright, sickbro
[12:37:27 AM] ballin1337: if you didn't get it by now, bro
[12:37:29 AM] ballin1337: then you must be slow
[12:37:38 AM] Ryan Ristau: Sick Rhyme
[12:37:39 AM] Ryan Ristau: faggot
[12:37:41 AM] ballin1337: don't you know
[12:37:44 AM | Edited 12:37:51 AM] ballin1337: i'ma knock you to the flow (floor)
[12:37:52 AM] Ryan Ristau: flow
[12:37:54 AM] Ryan Ristau: yeah
[12:38:10 AM] ballin1337: i'ma stab yo big toe
[12:38:14 AM] Ryan Ristau: your raps are about as good as this black senior that road my bus this year
[12:38:16 AM] ballin1337: yeah, i'd go that low
[12:38:27 AM] ballin1337: now you just mad
[12:38:31 AM] ballin1337: it's pretty sad
[12:38:40 AM] Edward Chou: i didn't realize that col'ms OA is totally badass
[12:38:40 AM] ballin1337: just a little tad
[12:38:43 AM] ballin1337: cuz my raps are rad
[12:38:55 AM] ballin1337: you'd better shut up
[12:38:57 AM] ballin1337: yeah that's what's up
[12:38:57 AM] Ryan Ristau: Omg
[12:39:07 AM] ballin1337: if you don't suck it up
[12:39:08 AM] ballin1337: i'ma **** you up
[12:39:26 AM] Ryan Ristau: Yeah, I'm Blazer, IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR
[12:39:31 AM] ballin1337: lol
[12:39:33 AM] Ryan Ristau: Don't give a **** about you
[12:39:35 AM] ballin1337: I'm a freestyler
[12:39:37 AM] Edward Chou: da fuq that was well done
[12:39:41 AM] Ryan Ristau: Imma stop a shrew
[12:39:47 AM] ballin1337: my middle name is Tyler
[12:39:47 AM] J: [12:39 AM] Ryan Ristau:

<<< Yeah, I'm Blazer, IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZORSO MUCH WIN
[12:39:47 AM] Ryan Ristau: she looks at me wrong
[12:39:54 AM] Ryan Ristau: I'll wedgie her thong
[12:39:58 AM] Ryan Ristau: **** her up
[12:40:05 AM] Ryan Ristau: and then eat her, yup!
[12:40:13 AM] Ryan Ristau: Don't judge me
[12:40:14 AM] ballin1337: ima set you on fire
[12:40:15 AM] ballin1337: i ain't no liar
[12:40:19 AM] Ryan Ristau: you're ****ing pudgy
[12:40:24 AM] Ryan Ristau: you fat ****
[12:40:38 AM] Ryan Ristau: Go **** a duck
[12:40:42 AM] ballin1337: is your stanza over?
it ain't going nowhere
[12:40:43 AM] Ryan Ristau: that's beastiality
[12:41:03 AM] Ryan Ristau: Then I end your reality
[12:41:03 AM] ballin1337: the only beast around here
[12:41:06 AM] Ryan Ristau: Bitch
[12:41:06 AM] ballin1337: is the one I make you fear
[12:41:10 AM] Ryan Ristau: **** you say>
[12:41:16 AM] Ryan Ristau: Nothing, because you're dead
[12:41:19 AM] Ryan Ristau: I shot you in the head
[12:41:21 AM] Ryan Ristau: nigga.
[12:41:34 AM] ballin1337: they call me the fire blazer
[12:41:38 AM] ballin1337: cuz i'ma firin' mah lazor
[12:41:41 AM] Ryan Ristau: That was teh shit dawg
[12:41:48 AM] ballin1337: you wouldn't know shit
[12:41:50 AM] ballin1337: if I kicked it out your ass
[12:41:52 AM] Ryan Ristau: Alright dude
[12:41:55 AM] ballin1337: here, take a sit
[12:41:56 AM] Ryan Ristau: start this call up
[12:42:01 AM] ballin1337: i'll do this fast
[12:42:04 AM] Ryan Ristau: well have a freestyle battle
[12:42:07 AM] Ryan Ristau: leggo
[12:42:09 AM] ballin1337: XDD
[12:42:12 AM] ballin1337: I can't do it by mouth
[12:42:12 AM] Ryan Ristau: Lol
[12:42:13 AM] ballin1337: I'm too slow
[12:42:20 AM] Ryan Ristau: That black kid i was talking to you about
[12:42:21 AM] ballin1337: plus
[12:42:23 AM] ballin1337: it's 1:42
[12:42:24 AM] Edward Chou: <- lol'ing
[12:42:26 AM] Ryan Ristau: I rap battle him all the time
[12:42:26 AM] ballin1337: everyone is sleeping
[12:42:27 AM] ballin1337: maybe tomorrow
[12:42:31 AM] ballin1337: ahahahaha
[12:42:31 AM] Ryan Ristau: haha okay
[12:42:37 AM] ballin1337: we used to have rap battles
[12:42:37 AM] ballin1337: at every track meet
[12:42:37 AM] ballin1337: they were so bad
[12:42:48 AM] ballin1337: it was this one Asian guy
[12:42:50 AM] ballin1337: who'd use the same like
[12:42:51 AM] ballin1337: 3 lines
[12:42:53 AM] ballin1337: all the time
[12:42:54 AM] ballin1337: but he'd change one word
[12:43:05 AM] ballin1337: so it was different enough to be funny
[12:43:08 AM] ballin1337: and then there was this retarded white guy
[12:43:12 AM] ballin1337: who was just stupid
[12:43:12 AM] ballin1337: and racist
[12:43:13 AM] Ryan Ristau: I remixed his songs=
[12:43:13 AM] ballin1337: he was like
[12:43:15 AM] ballin1337: "yeah"
[12:43:17 AM] Ryan Ristau: want to hear it?
[12:43:17 AM] ballin1337: "uh-huh"
[12:43:19 AM] ballin1337: "asians"
[12:43:23 AM] ballin1337: "eat rice"
[12:43:24 AM] ballin1337: "7 days a week"
[12:43:25 AM] Ryan Ristau: lol
[12:43:29 AM] ballin1337: "yeah"
[12:43:33 AM] ballin1337: nah maybe later
[12:43:37 AM] Ryan Ristau: kk
[12:43:40 AM] ballin1337: I can't do crap this late XD
[12:43:42 AM] Ryan Ristau: He got SOOO PIssed
[12:43:42 AM] ballin1337: no sound allowed
[12:43:48 AM] ballin1337: ahahaha
[12:44:47 AM] Ryan Ristau: What the ****
[12:44:56 AM] Ryan Ristau: someone just went AFK in MY spawn
[12:44:59 AM] ballin1337: this rap battle ain't over
[12:45:05 AM] ballin1337: no way you gonna win
[12:45:15 AM] ballin1337: your beat is so lame
[12:45:18 AM] ballin1337: your rhymes make me cringe
[12:45:18 AM] Ryan Ristau: Motha****a I won
[12:45:23 AM] Ryan Ristau: you best be done
[12:45:29 AM] Ryan Ristau: cuz you smell like shit
[12:45:30 AM] Edward Chou: i just got disturbed
[12:45:32 AM] Edward Chou: out of my balls
[12:45:39 AM] ballin1337: o_O
[12:45:40 AM] Ryan Ristau: Don;'t talk;you get hit
[12:45:40 AM] ballin1337: that sounds
[12:45:41 AM] ballin1337: wrong
[12:45:42 AM] Edward Chou: lolol
[12:45:45 AM] ballin1337: @Lancer
[12:45:50 AM] Ryan Ristau: Lancer is weird
[12:45:59 AM] Ryan Ristau: I'm growin' a ****in BEARD
[12:46:09 AM] Ryan Ristau: THE **** YOU SAY?
[12:46:14 AM] Edward Chou: i bascially found a pic
[12:46:18 AM] Ryan Ristau: This rap battle aint over
[12:46:20 AM] Edward Chou: of myrrh and morva sleeping together
[12:46:20 AM] ballin1337: now it's my turn
[12:46:24 AM] Ryan Ristau: it was over yesterday.
[12:46:24 AM] ballin1337: why's your face so stern
[12:46:27 AM] Edward Chou: i was disturbed shitless
[12:46:44 AM] Ryan Ristau: gogogo
[12:46:45 AM] ballin1337: it's about time you learned
[12:46:52 AM] ballin1337: how my rhymes are churned
[12:46:58 AM] Ryan Ristau: LOL?
[12:47:00 AM] ballin1337: i slept with your girlfriend
[12:47:03 AM] ballin1337: it's a new trend
[12:47:12 AM] ballin1337: you finna ask when
[12:47:21 AM] ballin1337: that's a secret amongst men
[12:47:44 AM] ballin1337: i'm just killin' time
[12:47:46 AM] ballin1337: with my sexy ass rhymes
[12:47:54 AM] ballin1337: got my lemon-lime
[12:48:03 AM] ballin1337: and my french fries
[12:48:09 AM] ballin1337: this battle's a joke
[12:48:11 AM] Ryan Ristau: siiiiiiiick bro
[12:48:12 AM] ballin1337: I switched to coke
[12:48:17 AM] Ryan Ristau: my go
[12:48:21 AM] ballin1337: your raps got stoked
[12:48:28 AM] ballin1337: says all my folk
[12:48:35 AM] ballin1337: go go go
[12:48:46 AM] Ryan Ristau: I'm Batta the Beast! Make some bread with yeast!
[12:48:52 AM] Ryan Ristau: Lynn beat me thats a joke
[12:49:02 AM] Ryan Ristau: That games ****in broke
[12:49:06 AM] Ryan Ristau: in real life
[12:49:13 AM] Ryan Ristau: Idda ****ed her dry
[12:49:21 AM] Ryan Ristau: then left her body for some other guy
[12:49:24 AM] ballin1337: LOL
[12:49:26 AM] ballin1337: that was good
[12:49:31 AM | Edited 12:49:36 AM] Ryan Ristau: I'm a real beast, the best theres ever been
[12:49:35 AM] ballin1337: Lancer, save that last one
[12:49:41 AM] ballin1337: also guys watch this
[12:49:46 AM] ballin1337: go to 19 seconds in
[12:49:50 AM] Ryan Ristau: I know you want to win, but I killed all yo kin!
[12:49:55 AM] ballin1337: and you'll see the best cracked-earth effect ever: it looks like a ****ing maze
[12:49:59 AM] Ryan Ristau: Game over, bitch
[12:50:08 AM] Ryan Ristau: I've already defeated you
[12:50:18 AM] ballin1337: how many lines do you get? XD
[12:50:19 AM] Ryan Ristau: and your pussy ass tactics universe crew
[12:51:02 AM] Ryan Ristau: until you tell me to stop
[12:51:14 AM] ballin1337: haha
[12:51:27 AM] ballin1337: nigga say what? this shit ain't over
[12:51:35 AM] ballin1337: I'ma light your ass
[12:51:37 AM] ballin1337: like a star nova
[12:51:52 AM] Edward Chou: save which last one?
[12:51:57 AM] ballin1337: the Batta one
[12:51:58 AM] ballin1337: is awesome
[12:51:59 AM] ballin1337: XD
[12:52:15 AM] ballin1337: my name is Glass
[12:52:19 AM] ballin1337: my sword's 1st-class
[12:52:28 AM] ballin1337: my battle theme's jazz
[12:52:40 AM] ballin1337: my battle palette's rasp
[12:52:53 AM] Ryan Ristau: inb4LuffysJapaneseVoiceIsGay
[12:52:58 AM] ballin1337: i got the weapon triangle
[12:53:02 AM] ballin1337: it's you i finna strangle
[12:53:10 AM | Edited 12:53:35 AM] ballin1337: don't get your balls all tangled
[12:53:24 AM] ballin1337: it's me you can't handle
[12:53:38 AM] Ryan Ristau: HAYNEDUHL
[12:53:54 AM] Edward Chou: lolwut
[12:54:00 AM] Edward Chou: AHAHA this is classy
[12:54:04 AM] Ryan Ristau: mememe
[12:54:04 AM] ballin1337: the game over screen
I hack
[12:54:06 AM] Edward Chou: FE7 rap battle
[12:54:07 AM] ballin1337: your storyline's all whack
[12:54:14 AM] Ryan Ristau: Ready for this original shit
[12:54:16 AM] ballin1337: you don't have a sack