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[V'ren]

11 days since the most recent RP post? Wtfbbq? Anywho, Someone,post!
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"HOLY SHIZNIT, ROB, MAN THE LAZAR CANNON!"
"Why?"
"THE DERPSHIPS ARE COMING!"
"I think you mean Dropships."
"I MEAN MUTHAFUGGING DERPSHIPS ROB, GET ON THAT CANNON!"
"Ffff----"
*Pew pew, pew pew*
"OH...EM...GEEEE! THE ALIENS ARE ON THE GROUND! YOUR AIM SUCKS, ROB!"
"Fuuuuuuuuuuu-"
"QUICK, ROB, CALL THE NAVY MANATEES!"
" I think you mean Seals."
"I MEAN THE MUTHAFUGGING MANATEES!"
"Alright, alright..."
*ring, ring, ring*
*Crackle* "This is the Navy Manatees Headquarters, what can we do for you today?"
"THERE ARE ALIENS ON THE GROUND! SEND ALL THE MANATEES YOU GOT!"
"OH....EM...GEEE! Alright!"
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A few minutes after this happened, a battle rages between invading aliens, and the Navy Manatees. The Manatees have sustained heavy losses, since they are many office clerks, old gentlemen, rednecks, and the occasionally seen elite soldier that is actually trained.

Lewis was an clerk, trained in the art of printing paper, stapling, and showing funny videos to his co-workers. He had a extremely old World War 2 era helmet on. His tie was in shreds, and his previously stainless white button-up was a mess of blood, dirt, and sweat. His deodorant wasn't being very helpful.
He threw a grenade over the wall behind him, and an alien went "SNEEE-" and exploded. Lewis was one whoopass d00d.
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(Epic win could be had, if this actually gets posteed in.)

[Green]

Um... what?

[V'ren]

(Don't Question it, XD)
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Generic Redneck, Lewis's (Lolwut) redneck friend ran towards Lewis, but got shot in the face by an alien.