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[Fire Blazer]

Brought up by Dan on AIM:

[01:45] TheDangerDan23: what a retardedly easy boss
[01:45] TheDangerDan23: three tanks
[01:45] TheDangerDan23: weak to ice
[01:45] TheDangerDan23: embarrassing
[01:47] FireBlazerx17: lol
[01:48] TheDangerDan23: if you use a weakness exploiting attack, it'll knock down the target
[01:48] TheDangerDan23: if they're knocked down, they can't do anything
[01:48] TheDangerDan23: the only way for them to get back up is to 1: be attacked (bringing them back up) or 2: for them to waste their turn to get back up
[01:49] TheDangerDan23: I'd exploit the ice weakness and knock down the three tanks, then simply wait (having my last person beat the crap out of them AGAIN with ice x3 and the finisher move
[01:49] TheDangerDan23: The enemy only got to do ONE attack- and it was "next attack is double power"
[01:49] TheDangerDan23: so really
[01:49] TheDangerDan23: that's embarrassing


So what embarrassing bosses have you faced in games-- the really easy pathetic ones, and explain/discuss.

I forgot exactly what it was but in Tales of Symphonia 2 I was playing easy mode (but I trained in mania mode, meaning I get extra experience, meaning I was really high leveled) and normally boss battles include little minions and then the big thing.

Well, I used my character to woop the little dudes butts. By the time I finished I was about to go onto the real boss but then my monster companion killed it before I could really even do anything. It was like one of the most anticlimactic bosses ever. >_<

[Soviet Comrade]

Oh, this is a thread now?

I didn't explain it very well, but basically I abused a weakness system to make it so my enemies didn't get a chance to attack..it's kinda complicated, but the boss isn't supposed to be easy.

[Zepher Tensho]

I was playing Armored Core 3 on the PS2 (for those who don't know its a giant mecha game only not gay like Gundam) Anyway I made it to the final person in the arena and he was almost impossible to beat. Til I found a loophole in his AI. I chose an enclose arena this time, and his AI makes him try to hover over my head as he shoots me. Well I back into the corner, and he trys to hover behind me but just sits there on my head. So I just lay into him with my flamethrower. Done in 10 seconds. Embarrassing lol.

[badkiara]

Any gym leader in any pokemon game.

Except brock in pokemon yellow, that one is harder but still rather easy.

Basically: Pokemon is easy xD
I usually pwn the hell out of the bosses , even if I don't know the game.

Ehm , fire emblem 10, Ashera. I found her rather easy to kill. Like 2 units to weaken her and then finish off with Ike. No problem at all.. those spirits I could kill in one turn and the 'walls' are no problem really. Mostly because of the Ashera Staff everytime now xD

Let's see..

Kirby nightmare in dreamland.

King dedede was pathetic, so easy to kill, with or without a copy abillity.
And well, I guess the first boss too, the tree .. needle copy abillity and he was dead without even being able to attack me.

[Seraphinox]

That two-headed one in brawl... killing itself with it's own rockets >_>

[bblues]

Eh, most bosses end up being jokes...

I'll try and think of some exceptional ones...

[Dave Strider]

Giga Bowser in SSBM anyone? After all the other events (Final Destination Match comes into mind for me) he was stupidly easy. And then when you consider how often I use Jigglypuff (almost never), it's kinda sad.

[boney]

Muthafucin Formortiis, man. From FE8. He failed miserably. You
could kick his ass on the second turn before the monsters he
summons can do anything to bother you.

[bblues]

[Zepher Tensho]

[Seraphinox]

^Yeah but if you're a noob and it's your first time playing and he nightmares all your characters because they have no resistance

Thats no fun.

... but yeah, you can beat him with around 2 characters minimum

Ah, when Vanessa got that Pierce/critical double

[boney]

When I fought the dragon, I had to wait for those dam mages
to run out of long range attacks first.

[bblues]

[Soviet Comrade]

Dracula from Castlevania 2. If you throw fire on him it paralyzes him longer than it takes to throw more fire..you basically keep him stunned and eventually kill him before he can even do anything.

[The emblem x1]

Link and yoshi in brawl, my sister and i ended up killing yoshi before he even attacked

[boney]

[Felover3]

Fontaine in Bioshock was pathetic. On hard mode, after only 5 minutes of playing the game at my friend's house, I beat him using only the wrench.

Fun, but lame.

(I played System Shock 2 before hand though, so maybe that is why).

[Fire Blazer]

^Huh, what's so special about System Shock 2?

Currently playing Valkyrie Profile Covenant of the Plume, and I used the dark plume and the boss I was facing went down so easily-- they couldn't even hit me aside from their soul crush, which did 0 damage total. ._.

Of course, the uber character dies after gaining their ultra power, so... plus, the plume can be used on most every main battle, so arguably every boss is embarassing (except for the fact that eventually the player runs out of characters to kill >_<).

The actual game itself is extremely hard. I had to actually use strategy, something that I haven't used much of in Fire Emblem as of late. Stupid running around abusing terrain and items to slowly weaken bosses

[Zepher Tensho]

Ansem in the first Kingdom hearts. Ya he has lots of HP so what? Sephiroth was much harder and more fun.

[Falaflame]

Ziegfriend (not to be confused with Siegfried) in Final Fantasy VI.

He starts out with 8 consecutive attacks. That seems very ****ing annoying doesn't it? Get this: They are all single digit damage.

You come in this game having dealing about more than 100 HP, and he has 50. O_o

All it takes is one hit and you're done.