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What Fire Emblem Teaches You


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#1 Felover3

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Posted 27 June 2009 - 05:11 PM

This will be our forums list of what FE teaches us. Stolen from CHaos who also stole it.

I'll start.

1. Spinning a weapon makes it do 3 times more damage.
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Posted 27 June 2009 - 05:14 PM

2. Weapons change size depending on who's holding them
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Posted 27 June 2009 - 05:19 PM

3. Jumping up and smashing an axe into someone's head can do just as much damage as 1 arrow to the chest.
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Posted 27 June 2009 - 05:30 PM

4. No matter how much they get hit. Those people will never fall off their horse.
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Posted 27 June 2009 - 05:32 PM

5. It doesn't matter how many times a weapon goes through someone, or cleaves them in to, just how much STR you have.
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Posted 27 June 2009 - 05:36 PM

6. Characters never change their clothes, even if they're on a ship or in the desert
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Posted 27 June 2009 - 05:55 PM

7. When you fight a right or left handed person and then afterward recruit them... they'll be fighting with their other hand when they fight for you. Apparantly people in FE are ambidextrous...
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Posted 27 June 2009 - 06:00 PM

8. By attaching the prefix "Devil" to an axe, that axe can now kill you
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Posted 27 June 2009 - 06:03 PM

9. A giant dragon's breath always does a fixed amount of damage, and never burns the person being hit.
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Posted 27 June 2009 - 06:06 PM

10. Ranged weapons have the attributes of boomerangs
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Posted 27 June 2009 - 06:10 PM

11. Weapons need replacing very often based on attacks, but armor never needs to be replaced or repaired.
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Posted 27 June 2009 - 06:14 PM

12. You immediately trust anyone who joins your group and do not question them.
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Posted 27 June 2009 - 06:18 PM

13. There are two types of enemies. Ones with faces, and ones without them. The ones with faces that are not the boss are always recruitable or at least most of the time. Ones without faces are murdered by you and no one cares. But if the people with faces die, they get 15 seconds or so to give their final words.
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Posted 27 June 2009 - 06:20 PM

14. Shops with the rarest items are ually in dark alley corners, in forests, or hard to reach places... Talk about the black Market eh? (O_o Anna runs the FE Black Market)
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Posted 27 June 2009 - 06:23 PM

15. A tent can dodge attacks despite being stuck in the same spot
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Posted 27 June 2009 - 06:27 PM

16. An axe made of iron costs less then a 3 use band-aid.
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Posted 27 June 2009 - 06:30 PM

17. Only females can ride Pegasi, Hidden sexism.
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Posted 27 June 2009 - 08:20 PM

18.Women may not become pirates or beserkers. More hidden sexism.

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Posted 27 June 2009 - 09:27 PM

19. You allow everyone to join your group, including little children. abduction
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Posted 27 June 2009 - 09:32 PM

20. A lot of your enemies have twins that wear different colors of clothing.
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