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[Mercurius]

[3:54:20 PM] Leveret: I just had this dream where I had to deal with 6 consecutive trespassers in my house

[3:55:22 PM] Leveret: the first one was some hugeass African-American guy like twice the size of me, surprise attack, couldn't reach for a weapon, only thing between me and him is a door (still attached) and I am hanging onto that door for dear life as a shield (they're also unarmed)

[3:56:36 PM] Leveret: only won because after they thought they got a solid hit in and went to check behind the door slowly (same mistake I made from the beginning) I sucker punched them and kept doing it again until their face broke and dropped unconscious (or dead idk) after which I hurriedly threw his body out the window

[3:58:04 PM] Leveret: the second one was some Arabian girl in a bloody red hijab, I saw her before she saw me, so I went to get my dagger from the wall (I actually own it IRL in the same place), and I immediately burst into the room, grabbed her neck, put the point of my blade to her throat, and demanded to know what the hell she is doing in my house

[4:00:50 PM] Leveret: she tries to use tactics that would divert my aggression elsewhere (basically going "Oh, you misunderstand" while shaking her head and stuff) trying to crawl away from the scene, asking that I first put my weapon down, then I point to the wall, asking, "Would you rather I used a sword instead?" and they're like "NONONONONO, if you have to have something, why not something small, like this knife?" now I do not own this knife so I knew it wasn't mine and this made me suspicious as hell but it bought her enough time to throw it at me (dodged) and run the fuck away

[4:01:50 PM] Leveret: in pursuit for some reason two bald westerners in grey suits showed up and I didn't waste any time whatsoever, just straight up closed the distance ASAP and pushed my dagger somewhat into one of the guy's necks saying that I'm willing to force the blade all the way through, that I'm for real, and demand that they drop their weapons

[4:02:08 PM] Leveret: they oblige and drop fucking guns

[4:02:09 PM] Leveret: GUNS

[4:02:24 PM] Leveret: although in retrospect this doesn't really make much sense

[4:02:26 PM] Leveret: if you are two guys

[4:02:28 PM] Leveret: and I'm one

[4:02:36 PM] Leveret: and you have guns while I only have a dagger

[4:02:46 PM] Leveret: wouldn't it make more sense to threaten me with the gun?

[4:03:04 PM] Leveret: the guy who's not with a blade in the neck anyway

[4:03:20 PM] Leveret: but either way they've got hands up in the air after

[4:03:22 PM] Leveret: and suddenly

[4:04:05 PM] Leveret: I get one of those stereotypical side of the palm strikes to the neck from behind by some Asian dude in a stereotypical Chinese outfit who then proceeds to beat the shit out of the bald guys in grey suits

[4:04:40 PM] Leveret: but after he's done and looks back to me (thinking that neck strike actually worked and made me pass out) I stopped playing dead, tripped him, and man I really like this steel in the throat threat...

[4:05:17 PM] Leveret: now he's on the ground and this time I say I won't kill him if he can give me a good answer for WTF he's doing in my house and he's just struggling to find any words

[4:06:05 PM] Leveret: only to say "...Y-You're rather cute..." to my face as the first thing, obviously since he is neither a cute boy himself or a pretty older girl this leads me to bring up my dagger for a deadly strike

[4:06:39 PM] Leveret: except then BAM I straight up get STOMPED ON and before I totally pass out (amusingly leading to me waking up from the dream IRL) I see another Chinese dude in the same outfit who I assumed to be his father

[4:06:45 PM] Leveret: first thing I thought when I woke up

[4:06:51 PM] Leveret: "that subconscious racism tho"

[4:06:54 PM] Leveret: second thing I thought

[4:07:01 PM] Leveret: "they must've been playing pokemon go"

[Blue Leafeon]

My goodness, your subconscious was really vivid about all those stereotypes. XD

[Mercurius]

Now that you mention it, all of them are even further stereotypical than I had first thought. Black dude dies first, ERMAHGAD TERRORISTS (I've got a United States citizenship which required a rather patriotic oath, it comes with the territory), bald gun nuts (not sure why Westerners like this bald look for FPS games or something), and I totally forgot to mention this before but the Chinese guys had Fu Manchu staches and of course they were wearing bright red.

 

The last one is kind of weird considering how little exposure I've had to any actual Chinese that rocks those looks, media or otherwise (and I live in a place where Chinese are the largest minority) and the second one kind of baffles me too since I actually tend to rather like the sort of stuff Islamic countries make when I come across photos of them. Last time I heard anything about terrorists was back when ISIS decapitated Japanese hostages or something.

[Fire Blazer]

what the freak

 

can't even