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[Elwood]

because he had been cursed

[SmashedFish]

with insanely good looks and

[Snow]

A screwed sense of timing

[Elwood]

Which caused all the ladies

[arimibn]

To just do the flop

[SmashedFish]

even though that was outlawed

[arimibn]

Now we arrive at the

[Elwood]

home of his sister who

[^Leo^]

Is really not a human

[Snow]

and is instead a cactus

[Elwood]

From the desert hidden in

[SmashedFish]

the underwater paradise of Atlantis

[Elwood]

and could not live with

[^Leo^]

The guilt of hiding her

[Elwood]

child which she conceived with

[Cero]

The power of Jesus which

[Elwood]

 The story so far

Spoiler

One day a man went up the bloody creek without money but with a monkey, an annoying toy version though it still had it's batteries and a funny monked hat but just around the corner the monkey lost his hat AND THEN A GIANT WORM gave him a treasure map to a deserted remote island with a big mysterious cave and one very sexy woman but he did not know that she was a spy after five hours with her and she took him to the local fair then they ate some cotton candy and some tasty fried oreos which actually tasted pretty nasty. They went ON A BOAT and got bored very quickly but all of a sudden they saw something creepy it looked like some dude who did not wear shoes but did listen to Opeth peeing on a rock shaped rock that had a LOLface tortoise that walked really slowly so incredibly slow that it was outrun by a plant it was obviously in reverse and eventually ran into a Yeti's mouth. How incredibly tragic! But not as tragic as when the guy fell into a pool of liquid nitrogen. It was quite lulzy, really but not as lulzy as his girlfriend having a penis, now THAT's a deal breaker but little did she know that a girl liked her and was also quite the kind of not so very cute girl he thought she resembled (kinda like his mom) Scarlett Johansson or maybe even Dr Suess with his big fat hat that made him so very very very fat like Nayr the ugly bear that he wondered when mother when mother would comb his dirty hair and then stroke his little lock of hair that mother of god that's a penguin because he had been cursed with insanely good looks and a screwed sense of timing which caused all the ladies to just do the flop even though that was outlawed. Now we arrive at the home of his sister who is really no a human and is instead a cactus from the desert hidden in the underwater paradise of Atlantis and could not live wit the guilt of hiding her child which she conceived with the power of Jesus which

 

 

given to her by the

[arimibn]

Ancient Egyptian Chocolate Dorito factory.

[Elwood]

She decided it would be

[Rujio]

too tempting not to eat