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Posted 27 April 2016 - 10:43 PM

had the most interestingly insane customer at work today
 
 
ordered his burger with no pickles, so naturally that's what i gave him. about 2 minutes after it went out the guy came back up to the counter saying something about pickles, so i went out and asked what the problem was
 
 
the handed me his reciept which said "Whop Chs no pickles", then pointed at his sandwhich and said "you see the problem here?"
 
 
i looked down
 
 
there weren't any pickles
 
 
my reply was something along the lines of "well sir i don't mean to argue with you, but there's no pickles on that"
 
 
the man looked right into my eyes
 
 
and pointed down at the sandwhich saying "what do you call that then?"
 
 
i look down once more to see a finger hovering above a tomato
 
 
i shit you not the man actually believed his tomato slice to be a pickle
 
sorry about the wierd line breaks and such, this is copypasta from discord. totally happened today though. for anyone curious i work at burger king, and would highly suggest that you not consider working at one. it's a fairly miserable working environment. i actually don't mind the work itself so much as the people/lack of orginization, and total lack of respect for employees(store management included as employees btw. our GM is treated like shit. not sure why she's still there.)


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Posted 27 April 2016 - 11:48 PM

God bless you zac lol.
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Posted 28 April 2016 - 04:15 AM

I swear, I thought you were about to live a Spongebob Squarepants episode (except in reverse because said customer didn't want any pickles) for a moment.



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Posted 28 April 2016 - 11:27 AM

Wow...that is just...wow.

 

Unless that tomato was green, he has no excuse for his idiocy. Seriously.


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Posted 28 April 2016 - 02:26 PM

nope firmly red. this is only one of a few slightly "off?" customers we've had come in and complain about something utterly ridiculous. my personal favorite is when somebody complained about the vegetables on their sandwich being cold...because that meant they were fresh.



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Posted 30 April 2016 - 04:25 PM

I remade the sandwich without tomatoes. Store policy is to just replace something if we screwed up whether it's actually our fault or not.

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Posted 27 May 2016 - 11:39 PM

copypasta since i don't feel like typing it out again

 

So some old ass bitch came in today and wanted some nuggets
 
 
I Rang them up, and naturally asked him what kind of dipping sauce he wanted
 
 
He didn't know what we had so I went through the list, and after a moment of thought he came to a decision
 
 
"do you have any gravy?"
 
 
I said "no sir. I'm very sorry, but we don't."
 
 
He looked puzzled for a moment, and then suddenly as if coming to a great realization he asked "well then you can make some right?"


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Posted 27 May 2016 - 11:54 PM

Wow. but shouldn't you use the other B word. I mean, that one implies the person is female...


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Posted 28 May 2016 - 12:03 AM

yeah...i only used it because the guy i sent that to originally is a big dunkey fan



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Posted 02 September 2016 - 12:52 AM

and here we go again with the burger king antics. more copy-pasting because once again i'm lazy.

 

"speaking of interesting one of my co-workers has a legit backstory
 
 
like you would find this shit in a book
 
 
and i confirmed it with some other people, turns out 90% is absolutely true, and the last 10% nobody else was really aware of, but i'm assuming he isn't lying about it given the rest was the truth
 
 
when he was in 6th grade his mom got big into drugs and had an affair with some guy who then forced drugs down her throat right in front of this kid and had sex with her well after she had died from overdosing. he tried to stop it from happening of course, but he stabbed him right in the chest. he's got a scar from the stabbing in fact. then when his dad got back he went crazy and killed the rapist, then himself. the guy from work was then forced out onto the street, and dropped out of school(not really by choice, he was kinda living in a ghetto and had no way to get to school as he had no money/parents). lived on the street for two years until he was old enough to work. saved enough money to move the fuck out of where he was, and ended up getting big into drugs himself later because of depression and his "brother"(sort of an adopted family). he ended up overdosing one day, ended up in prison because his neighbor called the cops on him(6 months in prison at 16), and decided he was gonna get his life straight. moved again and ended up finding a good place to live, got himself a girlfriend who he later discovered was clinically insane. she also stabbed him. in the hand though, and there's still a scar from that as well. so the man has no education to speak of, no real family since he's an only child, and he works at burger king just trying to stay out of trouble.
 
 
i could literally turn this into a book
 
 
shit's fucked man"
I almost feel a little obligated to like, share his story on youtube or something and get people to help him out a little. at least enough to get him a GED or something.


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Posted 02 September 2016 - 01:03 AM

Wait, you don't have crazy junkies, some formerly homeless, and insane girlfriends showing up every now and then in your life?

 

Well I guess I'm surprised the father actually killed someone and himself over it.


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Posted 02 September 2016 - 01:03 AM

holy shit
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Posted 02 September 2016 - 01:50 AM

Wait, you don't have crazy junkies, some formerly homeless, and insane girlfriends showing up every now and then in your life?

 

Well I guess I'm surprised the father actually killed someone and himself over it.

 

tbh i might go pretty crazy and kill someone for drugging my wife and then proceeding to rape her corpse(i wouldn't really know as i'm not married, but i feel like i probably would), but probably wouldn't kill myself.



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Posted 02 September 2016 - 02:06 AM

Well there's plenty of an excuse, the question really is more of a matter of getting over a psychological barrier for most people out there. Even trained soldiers have issues trying to actually get anyone on the enemy side killed after all. (apparently hunting in medieval times even where you'd figure war is just an everyday thing to keep in mind is happening was done partly to condition people into being comfortable killing lifeforms willing to retaliate.)


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Posted 02 September 2016 - 02:52 AM

is there really a big psychological barrier to doing something like killing though? i mean obviously not everyone works the same way, but i can turn off my brain entirely at will and just act without thinking. it would as easy as breathing for me to pick up a gun and shoot even my best friend much less a perfect stranger who as far as i'm aware just killed someone i love. i really can't imagine what it would be like to "try" to kill someone only to fail because you couldn't bring yourself to do it. i mean i've never tested whether or not i can actually kill someone, and i hope to God that i won't ever have to. but to be perfectly honest if i ever did have to, i would have no issues with it until after the deed was done. that's a different story entirely. most likely i wouldn't be able to deal with the fact that i had killed someone, and would instead hate myself for the rest of my life. i certainly wouldn't commit suicide, because i think it's stupid for many reasons, but i would probably go insane trying to deny it(i realize this is a bit heavy for the nonsense zone, but meh)



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Posted 02 September 2016 - 03:16 AM

I don't know personally, only that this is a common thing often mentioned. I did just try to google what just came to mind about soldiers firing too high to actually do anything to their enemies and that claim being discounted, so maybe it is just bullshit after all used by those sorts of people who pretend everybody on earth is just and humane and nothing could ever actually go wrong.

 

I mean personally I did buy a dagger with an emergency purpose of stabbing trespassers with it if I had to, but I already know myself to be someone that threatened others with light wounds from a boxcutter, threw around desks and chairs, and beat down people with baseball bats back in middle school, so.


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