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@  Fire Blazer : (28 November 2019 - 08:52 PM) yeah just guest bots and stuff I think :( we really were active once upon a time though...
@  kirant : (26 November 2019 - 03:48 PM) No invasion. I imagine a lot of guest bots visiting for indexing purposes.
@  xcrash1998 : (26 November 2019 - 02:15 PM) How is most people online at 959 for the 8th of October of this year? Is that right? Did I miss something or was there somekind of spambot invasion?
@  xcrash1998 : (26 November 2019 - 02:06 PM) I know what you mean, it gets awkard to post something unrelated to the current conversation, and even if somebody picks up on it, it would just become a huge mess in the c hatbox if a multitude of groups talk about different topics.
@  Fire Blazer : (10 November 2019 - 11:45 PM) especially better imo if you want to update on a topic but like only occasionally (e.g. a project you're working on or a let's play of a game)
@  Fire Blazer : (10 November 2019 - 11:44 PM) it's hard for me to explain precisely why but forums just like work better for meaningful discussion over a longer period of time ig
@  Fire Blazer : (10 November 2019 - 11:44 PM) but that's def just not hte same ig, idk
@  Fire Blazer : (10 November 2019 - 11:44 PM) yeah, you can also kind of respond at your own pace on forums. Discord conversations are often like... it's awkward to respond to something that happened a while ago, especially if the server is active, but even just in general. since you sort of need to keep track of multiple conversations at once at times, and it's not like it has a good reply/quote system ala forums, closest thing really is to copy/paste or screenshot the text you're responding to and then type a response below
@  Elwood : (09 November 2019 - 11:29 AM) Adding on to what's been said, I just enjoy the order and structure of the forums. You can look through the threads and know exactly what people are talking about. Conversation get lost and buried on discord which is why I'm not a big fan of it.
@  kirant : (06 November 2019 - 05:31 AM) I enjoy that part of forums too. They become niche communities where you can have very specialized conversations as opposed to the cluttered mess in Discord.
@  Ezra : (31 October 2019 - 01:17 AM) Yeah, part of me wishes I could go back to the times forums were more prevalent. I really enjoyed how even several different forums based off the same franchise could feel so different. It's not like what we now is bad though, I just feel nostalgic for old times.
@  Fire Blazer : (30 October 2019 - 06:39 AM) also forums in general are just not as prevalent, there are so many other ways to interact these days, like Twitter, FB, Tumblr, etc., where you can just throw your thoughts into the void. I think that's the real issue and that the only people rly interested in forums these days are either super dedicated to whatever they're about, have a specific reason/need to (e.g. support forums), or grew up with them and are thus attached to the idea enough to continue to try and use them (this was kinda me for a while lol but things happen, I couldn't keep it up forever)
@  Fire Blazer : (30 October 2019 - 06:36 AM) I've posted on SF for various reasons ofc but in terms of like making friends and stuff it's p. much just been smaller groups/forums, yeah. mainly FES
@  Elwood : (27 October 2019 - 10:08 PM) Only reason I'm even on Serenes was because I had hacking questions. @Ezra yeah I figured it must be an age thing. I've been called an old man by many a child because I use Facebook.
@  kirant : (26 October 2019 - 09:39 PM) It's strange. I don't think I've ever posted on Serenes...period. I've always been a fan of smaller forums.
@  Ezra : (26 October 2019 - 05:49 AM) I think it's because a lot of newer FE players didn't frequent forums growing up. And those that do probably end up on Serenes.
@  Elwood : (25 October 2019 - 07:30 AM) I would love to revitalize this place I'm just not sure how that would be done. I mean with how main stream FE seems to have become I'm honestly surprised we don't have more members.
@  Fire Blazer : (21 October 2019 - 08:04 PM) tfw u not coming here results in not seeing a PM from last month T_T ok gonna try and check at least every couple weeks now even if there's nothing here, lol...
@  Fire Blazer : (21 October 2019 - 07:54 PM) I come here almost never because I've fallen out of habit and basically just accepted the forums are dead :( it's neat you come here every day tho

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#1 R110Fett

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Posted 25 June 2009 - 02:27 PM

I found it at this site

http://thezodiac.com/guystuff2.htm

and I found really funny
Note: this is not ment to be serious, just a good lol
100 Reasons It's Great to be a Guy

1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.

3. You know stuff about tanks.

4. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.

5. Monday Night Football.

6. You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.

7. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.

8. You can open all your own jars.

9. Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight.

10. Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.

11. When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall on every shot of someone crying.

12. Your _ss is never a factor in a job interview.

13. All your orgasms are real.

14. A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex.

15. Guys in hockey masks don't attack you.

16. You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.

17. You understand why Stripes is funny.

18. You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

19. Your last name stays put.

20. You can leave a hotel bed unmade.

21. When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.

22. You can kill your own food.

23. The garage is all yours.

24. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

25. You see the humor in Terms of Endearment.

26. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.

27. You never have to clean the toilet.

28. You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.

29. Sex means never worrying about your reputation.

30. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

31. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

32. Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.

33. The National College Cheer leading Championship

34. None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry.

35. You don't have to shave below your neck.

36. You don't have to curl up next to a hairy _ss every nite.

37. If you're 34 and single, nobody notices.

38. You can write your name in the snow.

39. You can get into a nontrivial pissing contest.

40. Everything on your face stays its original color.

41. Chocolate is just another snack.

42. You can be president.

43. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.

44. Flowers fix everything.

45. You never have to worry about other people's feelings.

46. You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours.

47. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

48. Three pair of shoes are more than enough.

49. You can eat a banana in a hardware store.

50. You can say anything and not worry about what people think.

51. Foreplay is optional.

52. Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe.

53. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.

54. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.

55. You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming by.

56. You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.

57. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

58. You don't give a rat's _ss if someone notices your new haircut.

59. You and your buddy can watch a game in silence for hours without thinking even once: "Gee.... He must be mad at me."

60. The world is your urinal.

61. You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover is about to leave you.

62. You get to jump up and slap stuff.

63. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

64. One mood, all the time.

65. You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.

66. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too skeevy.

67. You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.

68. You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing.

69. Same work.... more pay.

70. Gray hair and wrinkles add character.

71. You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.

72. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

73. You don't care if someone is talking about you behind your back.

74. With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory.

75. You don't mooch off others' desserts.

76. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

77. The remote is yours and yours alone.

78. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

79. ESPN's sports center.

80. You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.

81. Bachelor parties whomp _ss over bridal showers.

82. You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.

83. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.

84. You needn't pretend you're "freshening up" to go to the bathroom.

85. If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your friends you've changed.

86. Someday you'll be a dirty old man.

87. You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "F*#k it!"

88. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.

89. Princess Di's death was almost just another obituary.

90. The occasional well rendered belch is practically expected.

91. You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you're not in the mood.

92. You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny.

93. If something mechanical didn't work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room.

94. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

95. Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.

96. You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries.

97. Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.

98. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So... notice anything different?"

99. Baywatch

100. There is always a game on somewhere.
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Posted 25 June 2009 - 07:58 PM

And now for one against:

Girls always get guys, guys don't always get girls.

#3 Zepher Tensho

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Posted 25 June 2009 - 09:04 PM

I'll admit a few of those apply to me but I've never been the sterotypical guy. I don't go crazy over ESPN Sports Center.
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Posted 25 June 2009 - 09:15 PM

QUOTE (Ulquiorra @ June 25, 2009 11:04 pm)
I'll admit a few of those apply to me but I've never been the sterotypical guy. I don't go crazy over ESPN Sports Center.

Same here, I like sports and all, but I'm not loco for sportscenter.

Oh, and some of those rules apply to me, of course.

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Posted 26 June 2009 - 03:56 AM

Also: You can 'adjust' yourself whenever you want.
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Posted 26 June 2009 - 04:26 AM

If any one guy fits into more then half of those reasons and actually thinks of them as "good reasons to be a guy" they deserve to be brutally murdered injured smile.gif

Most of them are pointless points anyway >_>

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Posted 26 June 2009 - 04:34 AM

Yeah, Some of them are right, then, some are not.

Hughes, that post was not needed, So I deleted it.

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Posted 26 June 2009 - 06:17 AM

QUOTE (Aya-Tsuki @ June 26, 2009 06:26 am)
If any one guy fits into more then half of those reasons and actually thinks of them as "good reasons to be a guy" they deserve to be brutally murdered injured smile.gif

Most of them are pointless points anyway >_>

Yes, but I think that's the point of the list laugh.gif

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Posted 26 June 2009 - 03:21 PM

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Three pair of shoes are more than enough.


This. I need new shoes...
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Posted 26 June 2009 - 11:02 PM

QUOTE (Seraphinox @ June 26, 2009 10:21 am)
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Three pair of shoes are more than enough.


This. I need new shoes...

Me too. I only have one pair after all XD
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Posted 26 June 2009 - 11:13 PM

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Three pair of shoes are more than enough.

Yeah, it is, I have 2, why do I need more xD

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Posted 26 June 2009 - 11:29 PM

You need one for every occasion XD
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Posted 26 June 2009 - 11:31 PM

Yeah, lets get back to talk about the 100 reasons. not just one.

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Posted 27 June 2009 - 01:49 AM

A lot of these rules sound busted IMO. Sure they get the "general" guy but most of these don't apply to me. I guess I'm not the "typical" guy >.>
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Posted 27 June 2009 - 04:27 AM

I lol'd so hard... XD
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Posted 27 June 2009 - 05:04 PM

QUOTE (R110Fett @ June 25, 2009 10:27 am)


16.    You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.


Just jealous they can't sneak snacks in class easily <.<

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Posted 27 June 2009 - 07:38 PM

101. You have the man-draw.

(I can explain if need be)

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Posted 27 June 2009 - 08:23 PM

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16.    You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.

Not true for me. I carry a bunch of useful stuff everyday everywhere I go (at work) just not in a purse though.

And yes bblues tell me what a man-draw is.
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Posted 27 June 2009 - 08:28 PM

QUOTE (Ulquiorra @ June 27, 2009 10:23 pm)
And yes bblues tell me what a man-draw is.

Ok.

The man-draw is something all men have.

It is a draw where you put stuff in, as it 'might be useful in the future'. You know, that draw with all the old manuals, half-dead batteries etc.

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Posted 27 June 2009 - 08:30 PM

QUOTE (bblues @ June 27, 2009 03:28 pm)
QUOTE (Ulquiorra @ June 27, 2009 10:23 pm)
And yes bblues tell me what a man-draw is.

Ok.

The man-draw is something all men have.

It is a draw where you put stuff in, as it 'might be useful in the future'. You know, that draw with all the old manuals, half-dead batteries etc.

You mean drawers?
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