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#1 Elwood

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 05:12 AM

Alright so here's how this game goes. Someone posts a strange situation and the person below them explains how it happened and then gives a new situation.

EXAMPLE

POST 1: Situation: an alien became friends with a ninja. How did it happen?

POST2: Explanation: The alien helped the ninja kill an army of clowns


New situation: A car filled with milk cartons is hanging from a cliff.How did it happen?


^Yes that was an absolutely retarded example but you get the point.



I'll start it:

Arim became lead singer of a band. How did it happen?

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 05:23 AM

Every other person in the world had their vocal cords destroyed.

HE'S MADE OF RUBBER, HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
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Posted 30 January 2013 - 05:29 AM

He ate the gum gum fruit.

A carton of milk is fighting tents, how did that happen?

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 05:44 AM

QUOTE (ShadowCero @ Jan 29 2013, 11:29 PM)
YOHOHO HE TOOK A BITE OF GUM GUM.
A carton of milk is fighting tents, how did that happen?

FTFY

Also kill yourself for messing that up.

And it happened because tits.

Activision buys nintendo and makes a fire emblem call of duty crossover. How did this happen?
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Posted 30 January 2013 - 07:10 AM

Ryoku I hate you

Explanation: Call of Duty: Black Ops 5 sells 1,000,000,000 copies, they get rich, and the only people who don't buy it are hardcore FE fans who only play FE, so they decide to buy Nintendo and IS so they can make a crossover to attract those last few people

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Posted 02 February 2013 - 11:09 PM

Lions.

The world got taken over by Dane Cook and Nickelback? Whoamahgawd hou

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Posted 02 February 2013 - 11:23 PM

OH MY GOD BONEY YOU'RE ALIVE! I DON'T CARE WHATEVER THE **** YOU ASKED ABOVE sad.gif

Because Jimmy somehow took over the world and he's the only person that actually likes nicklolback,

I dropped out of highschool kill 20 people and end up a billionaire D:
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Posted 03 February 2013 - 12:34 AM

Those 20 people were war criminals with multi million dollar bounties.


Johnny Depp becomes emperor of Canada. How'd it happen?

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Posted 03 February 2013 - 01:11 AM

He conquered Canada with Julius Ceaser.

A tank that flies and has a bed and a fridge inside, how did it happen?
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#10 SmashedFish

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Posted 03 February 2013 - 01:44 AM

Science, my good man.

I suddenly get good at life. Waitwhatthe****how

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Posted 03 February 2013 - 10:43 AM

Money.

The world actually ends on 12/12/12, but that date already passed, how'd it happen?

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Posted 03 February 2013 - 06:22 PM

Our calenders are messed up

FES doesn't have any downtime for a whole week, how does it happen?

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Posted 03 February 2013 - 08:04 PM

Everyone at the hosting company got drunk and stayed that way for a week, making them more sane then normal.

We all die at the same time with no related causes, how so?

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Posted 03 February 2013 - 08:10 PM

I'm a really good/depressed suicidal assassin.

ehaherugaighosuer how did it happen?
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Posted 03 February 2013 - 09:11 PM

Because goyigahbolina.

I actually stop making morbid how did it happens. How so?

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Posted 04 February 2013 - 12:17 AM

you went to therapy

FE13 doesn't exist, how did that happen?

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Posted 04 February 2013 - 02:07 AM

FE12 was worse than FE11

Blazer made me an admin, how did it happen?
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Posted 04 February 2013 - 04:59 AM

You were dreaming.


I finally get off my butt and do homework. How'd that happen?

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Posted 04 February 2013 - 05:12 AM

You got paid

The world turned into a melon, how did that happen?

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Posted 04 February 2013 - 05:21 AM

Victoream demanded that the world would become very melon.

I decided to order the bundle after all. How did it happen?
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