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Topic of Epic Quotes
Started by Oblivion Knight, Sep 09 2009 01:59 AM
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Posted 18 November 2010 - 01:04 AM
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| <Schattendorn>and yes the AF is badass, they attack with planes then jump our of their jets just to kick ass like jackie chan on the ground |
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Posted 23 November 2010 - 09:04 PM
Lol, BUMPBUMPBUMP
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| ("Vaudevillian Veteran" stalkersasqatch) and so dudebro, the phantom fratboy of alpha gamma theta, slew the vile hipsterprep demon with a particularly vicious paddling from the legendary omicron paddle and saved the world |
Typical FEP AIM Blast fare
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| doublescoopofun: quick doublescoopofun: give me a epic quote shadedfox13: k shadedfox13 pukes |
I tried this with one of my friends (yes, he is a furry). He had the wittiest response I'd gotten to my demand.
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Posted 24 November 2010 - 02:28 AM
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| (6:27:17 PM) [Team Banhammer]: ("Chilly no more" shredder7592) WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE **** ME SIDEWAYS WITH A LUNCHBOX (6:27:28 PM) [Team Banhammer]: ("Kaiba Seto" hextator) **** me gently with a chainsaw (6:27:30 PM) shadowofchaos72: I'm quoting that into the FEShrine quotes thread (6:27:32 PM) [Team Banhammer]: ("Chilly no more" shredder7592) HIT ME UPSIDE THE HEAD WITH A ****ING BREEFCASE |
So much masochism in the Team Banhammer chatroom.
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Posted 24 November 2010 - 12:56 PM
| QUOTE (shadowofchaos @ Nov 23 2010, 10:28 PM) | ||
So much masochism in the Team Banhammer chatroom. |
O-o
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Posted 26 November 2010 - 11:35 AM
Is it sad that I get the briefcase reference?
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Posted 28 November 2010 - 12:07 AM
Jerry Seinfeld
"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper."
"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper."
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Posted 29 November 2010 - 08:33 PM
LOL
too bad that isn't true, that would mean that not so many bad things happen...
too bad that isn't true, that would mean that not so many bad things happen...
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Posted 30 November 2010 - 03:05 AM
Yeah.../:
Also;
The following are Spike Milligan quotes.
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.
/poeticdump.
Enjoy. He's my favorite poet, haha.
Also;
The following are Spike Milligan quotes.
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.
/poeticdump.
Enjoy. He's my favorite poet, haha.
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Posted 30 November 2010 - 05:47 PM
Nice.
| QUOTE (Dahlia Gillespie @ Silent Hill 1) |
| It was foretold by gyromancy! |
Now what's gyromancy? Let's ask Wikipedia...
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| Gyromancy is a method of divination in which a person spins around inside or walks the circumference of a circle drawn on the ground, the perimeter of which is marked with the letters of an alphabet. The divination is inferred from the letter at the position where the person either stumbles or falls across the circle’s edge. The person would repeat the practice "...till he evolved an intelligible sentence, or till death or madness intervened." |
Silent Hill. A town full of hellish monsters that all want to kill you by any means possible. Its inhabitants cope by spending their time spinning in circles.
Edit: More epic now
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Posted 30 November 2010 - 08:23 PM
Haha, that's awesome. XD
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Posted 03 December 2010 - 12:55 AM
<GreyTensho>if you ban ppl with a ban hammer
<GreyTensho>wtf do you unban them with XD
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<GreyTensho>no no wait i got it
<Pokefan0956>The un-ban-Band-Aid?
<Pokefan0956>?
<Pokefan0956>>_>
<GreyTensho>u pry them up with the other end of the ban hammer
<Pokefan0956>XD
<GreyTensho>XD
<Pokefan0956>WIN
<SPRTN>LOL
<GreyTensho>wtf do you unban them with XD
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<GreyTensho>no no wait i got it
<Pokefan0956>The un-ban-Band-Aid?
<Pokefan0956>?
<Pokefan0956>>_>
<GreyTensho>u pry them up with the other end of the ban hammer
<Pokefan0956>XD
<GreyTensho>XD
<Pokefan0956>WIN
<SPRTN>LOL
#172
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Posted 12 December 2010 - 03:27 AM
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| (7:06:22 PM) [Team Banhammer]: ("haseato" gyppygirl2) ... (7:06:22 PM) [Team Banhammer]: ("haseato" gyppygirl2) Rey (7:06:29 PM) [Team Banhammer]: ("haseato" gyppygirl2) are you ignoring my yammering XD (7:06:46 PM) shadowofchaos72: lol (7:06:52 PM) [Team Banhammer]: (ryrumeli) If he never ignores you, he can't be considered your sibling! (7:07:54 PM) [Team Banhammer]: (ryrumeli) If he ignores you but you can't notice, he is a boyfriend. And if he ignores you and is blatant in telling you he is doing it, he is a husband! :3 |
lol
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| (7:23:52 PM) [Team Banhammer]: (shredder7592) inbeforecrackparings (7:23:58 PM) shadowofchaos72: Ryan (7:23:59 PM) [Team Banhammer]: (ryrumeli) Too late, Ryan. (7:24:03 PM) [Team Banhammer]: (shredder7592) **** (7:24:04 PM) shadowofchaos72: Touhou itself IS a crack pairing (7:24:07 PM) [Team Banhammer]: ("haseato" gyppygirl2) LOL (7:24:11 PM) [Team Banhammer]: ("haseato" gyppygirl2) Youmu/Sakuya anyone? (7:24:17 PM) [Team Banhammer]: (ryrumeli) TouhouxFanbase is a crack pairing. (7:24:18 PM) [Team Banhammer]: (shredder7592) NO (7:24:33 PM) [Team Banhammer]: (astralunasolsf) I SEE YOUHOU PAIRINGS I SAY WHAT (7:24:36 PM) [Team Banhammer]: ("haseato" gyppygirl2) ...what, Ryan? (7:24:45 PM) [Team Banhammer]: (shredder7592) The chat was laggy (7:24:45 PM) [Team Banhammer]: (ryrumeli) He doesn't want crack pairings, Gyppy. (7:24:48 PM) [Team Banhammer]: (shredder7592) ^ (7:24:48 PM) [Team Banhammer]: ("haseato" gyppygirl2) lol (7:24:49 PM) [Team Banhammer]: (ryrumeli) We have to respect that. (7:24:52 PM) shadowofchaos72: *Plays Guile's theme to crack pairings* (7:24:53 PM) [Team Banhammer]: (shredder7592) ^ (7:24:57 PM) [Team Banhammer]: (shredder7592) SON OF A (7:25:01 PM) [Team Banhammer]: (ryrumeli) We need to make serious pairings. Like TouhouxPedos. (7:25:05 PM) shadowofchaos72: *plays guile's theme to Ryan's Rage* (7:25:06 PM) [Team Banhammer]: (shredder7592) *facepalms* (7:25:16 PM) [Team Banhammer]: ("haseato" gyppygirl2) lol ryan (7:25:16 PM) shadowofchaos72: *Play's Guile's theme to Ryan's facepalm* (7:25:19 PM) [Team Banhammer]: ("haseato" gyppygirl2) XD |
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lol
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Posted 12 December 2010 - 10:46 PM
I think we need a separate thread to distinguish the unepic quotes^ and the truly epic quotes
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Posted 14 December 2010 - 11:31 PM
^Lol, burned by the Blazer himself.
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Posted 20 December 2010 - 08:10 PM
bwdyet realizes that unarmed heroes have axes in FE7x at this point in time. Well, Harken does, at least. My response:
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| [01:12] [FE7x]: (rewjeo@gmail.com) Harken is just too awesome to be unequipped. [01:12] [FE7x]: (rewjeo@gmail.com) So when he doesn't have a weapon, he fashions an axe out of the nearest tree. [01:13] [FE7x]: (rewjeo@gmail.com) With his teeth. |
It was later decided that Harken is a beaver.
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Posted 21 December 2010 - 08:44 PM
I'm a bit bias to this, but I've always been a fan of Dragon Slave's translated incantation:
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| Darkness beyond twilight Crimson beyond blood that flows Buried in the stream of time is where your power grows I pledge myself to conquer all the foes who stand before the mighty gift bestowed in my unworthy hand Let the fools who stand before me be destroyed by the power you and I possess... DRAGON SLAVE! |
Is it sad that I could list this off the top of my head? Or is it worse that I can name all the players on both the Calgary Flames/Abbotsford Heat roster?
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Posted 30 December 2010 - 03:32 PM
^Oh my, yes. Lovely. Makes me want to go back to watching Slayers on VHS, but then cry because my VCR is broken, and it's just not the same watching it on the intertubes.
"When there's gunshots, there's bound to be bullets." - Jake Marshall
"Are you saying all footballs are suspicious because they're made of leather!?" - Phoenix Wright
"What the hell is that wriggling piece of plywood!?" - Miles Edgeworth
I have to admit that that last one IS a valid concern.
Oh and:
"SuPer-Admin Restricted Desktop Access password-protected? What!? This is madness!" "No, Maya, that is SPARDA."
"When there's gunshots, there's bound to be bullets." - Jake Marshall
"Are you saying all footballs are suspicious because they're made of leather!?" - Phoenix Wright
"What the hell is that wriggling piece of plywood!?" - Miles Edgeworth
I have to admit that that last one IS a valid concern.
Oh and:
"SuPer-Admin Restricted Desktop Access password-protected? What!? This is madness!" "No, Maya, that is SPARDA."
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Posted 18 January 2011 - 06:11 PM
Me: So what's up today?
Friend: Uhm, enjoying the early release, hbu?
Me: Same, listening to peppy Japanese music
Friend:o.O
Me: As per normal.
Friend: Japanese? o.O
Friend: Why?
Me: Cuz I'm a weeaboo.
Friend: Lol
01:45 p.m. - Lonewanderer118: You, sir, are a codfish.
01:45 p.m. - SmashedFish: Y yes I am.
01:45 p.m. - Lonewanderer118: Why*
01:45 p.m. - SmashedFish: At least I'm an anteater codfish.
01:45 p.m. - Lonewanderer118: At*
01:45 p.m. - SmashedFish: I spelled that correctly.
01:45 p.m. - Lonewanderer118: And?
01:46 p.m. - SmashedFish: Why are you correcting perfection
01:46 p.m. - Lonewanderer118: ?*
01:46 p.m. - SmashedFish: God ****it.
^Had to self-filter that last bit of mine.
Friend: Uhm, enjoying the early release, hbu?
Me: Same, listening to peppy Japanese music
Friend:o.O
Me: As per normal.
Friend: Japanese? o.O
Friend: Why?
Me: Cuz I'm a weeaboo.
Friend: Lol
01:45 p.m. - Lonewanderer118: You, sir, are a codfish.
01:45 p.m. - SmashedFish: Y yes I am.
01:45 p.m. - Lonewanderer118: Why*
01:45 p.m. - SmashedFish: At least I'm an anteater codfish.
01:45 p.m. - Lonewanderer118: At*
01:45 p.m. - SmashedFish: I spelled that correctly.
01:45 p.m. - Lonewanderer118: And?
01:46 p.m. - SmashedFish: Why are you correcting perfection
01:46 p.m. - Lonewanderer118: ?*
01:46 p.m. - SmashedFish: God ****it.
^Had to self-filter that last bit of mine.
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Posted 01 April 2011 - 11:13 PM
"Bi-winning" anyone?
Just thought I'd throw that out there.
Just thought I'd throw that out there.
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Posted 02 April 2011 - 03:57 PM
Obviously xD
Eric Cantona on hooligans 'I did it for the fans.'
Eric Cantona on hooligans 'I did it for the fans.'
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