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What Fire Emblem Teaches You


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#101 Fire Blazer

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Posted 14 July 2009 - 07:43 PM

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116. When you talk your chin doesn't move.
Depending on the sprite, it does sometimes move...

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113. There are drinks called Vulnerary's that heal some, but Elixer's that heal all. Why not just throw away the vulnerary's and make more elixers?


One is more expensive to make/buy than the other, duh.

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108. While asleep you can still dodge. Every character sleep walks??


LMAO!

120. Even if there is a floor to the left of you, if it's off the map, you can't pass by it, no matter what.

121. If you're on a forest tile and an enemy is on another tile that's not a forest, you will always fight right on the boundary, so that you have the protection of the forest but they don't.

122. Only Pirates know how to swim.

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Posted 14 July 2009 - 07:52 PM

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121. If you're on a forest tile and an enemy is on another tile that's not a forest, you will always fight right on the boundary, so that you have the protection of the forest but they don't


Rofl

123. When a flying unit attacks another flying unit. They fight only two meters of the ground
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Posted 14 July 2009 - 07:52 PM

123. [s/]That's how easy love can be.[/s]
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Posted 21 July 2009 - 09:51 PM

124.A guy can wield a sword double his size on a horse w/o breaking the horse's back.

125.Horses can do the moon walk while running.

126.Mages use a book to cast spells, yet you never actually see it....

127.A fancy chair in a castle heals your wounds.

128.Wearing a pair of boots over whatever footwear you have can make you walk farther (even with mounted units)

129.You can walk into random people's houses and they'll talk to you and give you presents.

130.You can spin lances without actually moving your hand AT ALL (Knights).


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Posted 22 August 2009 - 09:16 PM

QUOTE (Seraphinox @ July 14, 2009 03:52 pm)
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121. If you're on a forest tile and an enemy is on another tile that's not a forest, you will always fight right on the boundary, so that you have the protection of the forest but they don't


Rofl

123. When a flying unit attacks another flying unit. They fight only two meters of the ground

FE10 begs to differ.

Necroposting by a day. sue me.

131. sleeping people riding wyverns can attack when sleeping, yet when given the 'sleep' status can no longer attack or move, but can still dodge (Haar)
This won't be removed unil I feel like it- started 10/24/2009
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Posted 22 August 2009 - 09:29 PM

132. No matter how many times someone is cut, stabbed, etc., they never end up with scars unless they already had them in the first place.
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Posted 22 August 2009 - 10:20 PM

133: A nice-looking art style that can be interpreted in a lot of different ways.

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Posted 27 August 2009 - 01:06 AM

134. If you have a weapon with a title such as Rapier or a lance named Reigenlief, you can easily pierce a knight or general's armour
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Posted 27 August 2009 - 03:11 AM

135. Even when the story shifts away from one kingdom and becomes all about saving the world, it's still all over if the prince/princess of one country dies, but if a prince/princess of a different country dies, the cause isn't lost.
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Posted 27 August 2009 - 03:24 AM

136. Anyone with an axe and a sword that is classified as a hero can defy gravity.
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Knight of the Realm -- Sain can't get laid. Therefore Kent > Sain.
Knight of the Realm -- My logic is flawless.


QUOTE (bblues @ May 30 2012, 07:13 AM)
My, this so...if you're wondering why I haven't posted, it's because my palms are so glued to my face I can't pull them off.


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Posted 27 August 2009 - 01:44 PM

137.If you are a mercanary and have a sword, you are an acrobat
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Posted 27 August 2009 - 02:26 PM

138) If you are a sage from FE 6-8, you can throw three little magic orbs in a triangular formation to deal triple damage.
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Posted 28 August 2009 - 02:05 PM

139. If your weapon icon starts flashing when you're fighting an enemy, your attacks are super effective.

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Posted 27 September 2009 - 05:43 AM

140. If it suddenly grows dark before you attack you know your about to reach epic-pwn status

141. Having the same color hair with a stranger makes your friends and youll most like start talking to them, in the middle of a battlefield, so theyll fight with you. That or they mysteriously mumble about you when you get close to them.

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Posted 27 September 2009 - 07:11 AM

QUOTE (Seraphinox @ June 29, 2009 10:23 am)
60. The motto of the main enemy is "I'll kill you next time"

Or just plain old

"..Urgh.."

"I didnt see this"

or

"How could this happen? Im the strongest of..them..all...."

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Posted 27 September 2009 - 02:01 PM

142.The tactician commands people to fall in love.

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Posted 27 September 2009 - 04:28 PM

143. If you use an item that allows people of a certain class lv 10 and up, you get a special Crowning Moment of Awesome and reach wtfpwn status instantly.
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Posted 07 October 2009 - 04:09 AM

144. Shamans can do three times the normal damage by simply forming an Alchemist circle at their feet.
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Knight of the Realm -- Sain can't get laid. Therefore Kent > Sain.
Knight of the Realm -- My logic is flawless.


QUOTE (bblues @ May 30 2012, 07:13 AM)
My, this so...if you're wondering why I haven't posted, it's because my palms are so glued to my face I can't pull them off.


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Posted 07 October 2009 - 05:38 AM

145. You use Axes, Swords and Lances with EXACTLY the same movements if you're on a horse... (Paladins and Great Knights)
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Posted 07 October 2009 - 04:10 PM

146. The fire emblem will be always a relic of importance in a FE game plot... Just not too much. If the item is mentioned by NPCs more than 4 or 5 times with that name, make sure to check on the game's box if it is really a fire emblem game.


147. Even though it is the relic which names the games, it is not one that matches a virtuous army. Some uses of it include incentives to stealing(FE1 and remakes) and mass destruction(FE6 and 7), and even storing a demon's soul for posterior use(FE8).
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