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[Prince Marph]

I know I haven't played much FE... but...
91. If you're a girl, and you meet another girl very early on your adventure, you'll find out that she's actually BIPOLAR

*because that girl changes from depression to happiness like THAT

ALSO

92. You only need to go in front of a building to raid it. IT'S NOT LIKE THERE ARE PEOPLE INSIDE

[Zepher Tensho]

93. When someone in your party dies, its rare that anyone gives a shit crap unless it's the main character.

[Felover3]

94. Children can only take weapons off their father's charred corpse if they are a boy, opposite with girls.

[Zepher Tensho]

95. Children are allowed to fight with their parents as long as they "never leave my side"

[Seraphinox]

96. People on horseback are glued to their horses and cannot get off. How do they go to the bathroom?

[Mankut]

97. People are apparently blind and cannot see that they are attacking their sisters.

*Matthew in FE11. He says "I want to see you, Lena, before I die", then ATTACKS Lena and kills her.*

[Ristau]

^ Raven and Priscilla xP
98.The Final boss is (almost) Never Human

[Mankut]

99. No matter what age they are, shopkeepers apparently sell deadly weapons to kids.

100. Teaching children that killing is good is natural.

[shadowofchaos]

101. When you throw your shield into the air, you're able to escape the atmosphere, and slam into your opponent at terminal velocity before it lands safely in your hand.

[Felover3]

102. Kings of Castles walk in the middle of the battle with the ability to destroy the bandits killing everyone. However, once he hands you the nice sword, he teleports back home.

103. Yelling at a Dragon only gets you dead.

[Hughes]

104. People who want to talk standing right next to each other will not talk unless you specifically tell them it's ok. Without this, they will kill each other instead.

[Zepher Tensho]

105. The strongest people around who are good won't join your cause until the final chapter.

[Blood Falcon]

106. When you sit on a throne some of your injuries disappear.

[Zepher Tensho]

It heals poison too

107. Sitting on the throne also somehow makes you dodge better. You'd think sitting down would make you an easy target.

[Seraphinox]

108. While asleep you can still dodge. Every character sleep walks??

[Rujio]

109. Lord characters are not allowed to have natural hair colors (Eli and Roy's hair is red, but it's not a very natural red)

[Dath]

110. There is no blood. "Blood" is a lie.

111. All characters, no matter if they are enemies or important characters, of the same class have the same fighting styles as each other.

112. There is almost always a person named Anna, who runs the Secret Shop.

113. There are drinks called Vulnerary's that heal some, but Elixer's that heal all. Why not just throw away the vulnerary's and make more elixers?

114. Swordmasters can move so fast they have several ghostly bodies.

115. Shopkeepers have no problem selling weapons to minors.

[Blood Falcon]

116. When you talk your chin doesn't move.

[Ristau]

117. Some People can Rescue anybody, even if the havea mount. and can Carry them, their Mount and their Equiptment and cannot be seen in Battle

[Blood Falcon]

118. When you kill someone almost all the time their weapon blows up.
119. Your opponent always hits in the same place. Why not just move?