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[bblues]

65. Bad guys can never believe their plans have failed.

[Soviet Comrade]

66: The main character of every game is always directly linked to the plot somehow.

[Felover3]

67. By shaking slightly, assassians can insta-kill anything for any reason.

[Blood Falcon]

68. Pegusus' can turn into wyverns if you want when holding some weird object( ref to FE8)

[Rujio]

69. There is always a desert in which things will randomly appear in your hands if you stop on a certain spot.

[bblues]

70.In the desert, you multitask between fighting and digging

[Felover3]

71. When theives sign contracts with unknown people, they can no longer steal.

[Zepher Tensho]

72.-Enemy bishops always use their "connection to god" to bully the public.

[Seraphinox]

73. None of the "Holy People" that travel with you question the fact you are killing hundreds

[Blood Falcon]

74. Blue hair is natural

[Ryrumeli]

75. The material a weapon is made of actually affects the damage it deals greatly, and also the silver weapons are somehow stronger than any non-legendary material.


76. A person's looks in battle, how unique it will be, will be always directly proportional to how much money that person's family has, importance to the main organizations in the plot, and how strong that person's plot protection is. And to some extent, the level of fanboyism that person has.


77. Regardless of how unique you look in comparison with the party's protagonist, in battle you will look a lot simpler than him, and visually almost indistinguishably close to an enemy. This rule has a few exceptions, see rule number 76 for further info.


78. Nobles of both sides usually resort to killing everything in sight rather than diplomacy. Also, all main rulers of enemy parties are usually their strongest assets. Do realize that in your party's case this law works normally backwards.


79. Red-hair is usually a symbol of noble birth, and also implies your achievements most likely were foretold in some conveniently obscure legend.

[Zepher Tensho]

80.Silver weapons are the strongest non-legendary weapons despite the fact that in real life, silver is the absolute worst material to make a weapon with. (In fact I hear silver can't be forged into a weapon.)

[Fire Blazer]

81. Snags always conveniently fall in a perfect position so that they form a bridge, and always happen to be near a river.

82. Everytime somebody attacks, they always attack the exact same way they did before, unless they get angry.

83. A weapon will consistently break at a specific time that you can always predict.

[Felover3]

84. People will desert their country for blue-haired girls they just met. (Sheeda and Lilina)

[Riadansen]

85- Having extra gold for the end of the game has no use whatsoever

[shadowofchaos]

86. People will say the exact same things no matter the person visiting or how many times you visit a house.

[bblues]

87.Thieves don't seem to have a good memory. Upon promoting, they learn to insta-kill, but this obviously takes up so much memory, that they forget to steal.

[Zepher Tensho]

88. People with no armor but high defense can get stabbed/slashed/hacked at and even though the weapon sinks into their body, they recieve NO injuries.

[Ristau]

89. When You find a Magical Object, it Changes your Title, and Clothes, lets you pick up diiferent weapons, makes you stronger, and makes you Prestiege.

[Blood Falcon]

90. When you drink some weird potion called a vulenary some of your injuries disappear.