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[Oblivion Knight]

ballin1337: between being a Saiyan
ballin1337: or being a bender
ballin1337: I might wanna be a bender
ballin1337: because the movements are cooler than being a Saiyan
ballin1337: which is just shooting beams, flying, knowing people into rocks, etc.
ballin1337: oh and turning your hair blonde
Oblivion Knight (Ryan): I dunno does being a blender beat having a scanner?


Oblivion Knight (Ryan): I wouldn't want to be a blender
Oblivion Knight (Ryan): Having to chop up fruits and shit within myself and make them juice
Oblivion Knight (Ryan): The concept of being a blender is disgusting to say the least.
ballin1337: lol
ballin1337: oh gosh no
ballin1337: Oblivion made me laugh at 12:40 AM
ballin1337: now my parents will come to my room and complain
Oblivion Knight (Ryan): xD
ballin1337: curse you and your sense of humor oblivion

[Rujio]

I didn't realize that it didn't say blender in the first place until after finishing reading it through the first time...

[AbsolutelyTotalSilence]

Gold, I see your "It's a party in my mouth" and raise you the greatest quote ever:

"I'll just use my trusty frying pan...as a drying pan!" -Brock
speaking of which, I forged a Ladle in Awakening and named it a "Drying Panne", all puns intended.


"Look!...look at this!...as I rock, my beard swings! Waste of frames in my opinion!"
-Cranky Kong, Donkey Kong Country

[Fire Blazer]

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[11:31:33 PM] Shu: oh man [11:31:37 PM] Shu: is this Elibe [11:31:42 PM] Shu: because you just got bernd

Saving for all of time (in case it wasn't already saved lol)

[Snow]

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or FE4, because "Fire Emblem Electronic Entertainment Expo" has 4 "E"s.

Lol Silence.

[Ristau]

[11:46:16 PM] ballin1337: lol
[11:46:28 PM] Yash: lol
[11:46:39 PM] ballin1337: lol
[11:46:42 PM] Based Lobster: lol
[11:47:14 PM] ???: lol
[11:47:16 PM] ???: lol
[11:47:17 PM] ???: lol
[11:47:23 PM] ballin1337: lol
[11:47:25 PM] Based Lobster: lol
[11:47:33 PM] Yash: LOLOLLOLCABULARY
[11:47:44 PM] ballin1337: lololol
[11:47:49 PM] Based Lobster: ****
[11:47:54 PM] Based Lobster: I CAN'T KICK CERO STILL
[11:47:55 PM] Based Lobster: WHAT THE ****
[11:47:58 PM] ballin1337: lol, lolol lawl lolawl?
[11:47:59 PM] Yash: LOL

[acceptance]

"I'm going to rip off a piece of my own asshole crust, and shove it up your eyelid. Then, I will pull down your pants, and rip off one of yours', and proceed to shove it up my own eyelid. In this moment, we shall become bowel brothers. Bowel brothers til' the end."

That one guy with an asshole fetish ~ August 19th, 2013.

[kirant]

Not epic as in awesome, but epic in terms of "beautiful".

This was from the (now) retired Kiprusoff (my avatar). I think it sums up quite a bit about how I feel about sports athletes and the class that should go with it.

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Interviewer (paraphrased): As such a key part of the Flames, you could have demanded they get a better team to support you any time. Did you? Kiprusoff: They gave me more money I ever could dream of, let alone ever spend it, so I'm really not in position to demand anything. I can only do my share and do it as well as I ever can.

[arimibn]

QUOTE (arimibn @ May 23 2012, 09:02 AM)

I swear it''s practically a reflex for me to write XD. XD. See what I mean? XD

Oh man. XD

[Rujio]

Having friends who say things like this make Facebook pretty awesome:

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With love from AP Calculus and Shakespeare. An Ode to Allison's Math Quiz Two Bs or (if you got it wrong) not two Bs to answer the question Whether ‘tis nobler in the class to suffer The tangents and hyperbolas of outrageous testing Or to take arms and guess a C for your troubles And run out of time to end them; to study, And sleep no more. And with a C to say we end The heartache and the thousand derivative problems That math is heir to. There’s a calculation Devoutly to be wished. To derive, to sleep, To sleep perchance to dream; aye, there’s the rub. But if I sleep in class what nightmares may come, When I am forced to learn the material all by myself Must give me pause. Math’s the calamity That earns the respect of so long life…

[Oblivion Knight]

[4:13:25 PM] Matthew: and my finger hurts. Even a slight graze makes me feeeeeel the pain.
[4:13:35 PM] Matthew: Ryan pls
[4:13:37 PM] Matthew: save meh
[4:13:57 PM | Edited 4:14:10 PM] Oblivion Knight (Ryan): I have two peaches of advice
[4:14:00 PM] Matthew: peaces
[4:14:03 PM] Matthew: The english today
[4:14:03 PM] Matthew: Man
[4:14:05 PM] Matthew: You guys rock
[4:14:16 PM] Oblivion Knight (Ryan): You happy now
[4:14:22 PM] Oblivion Knight (Ryan): You get two peaches of advice
[4:14:25 PM] Oblivion Knight (Ryan): instead of peaces
[4:14:29 PM] Matthew: 2x peach?
[4:14:33 PM] Matthew: I dunno man
[4:14:39 PM] Matthew: Does that include the cake?
[4:14:40 PM] Matthew: Twice
[4:14:41 PM] Matthew:
[4:14:43 PM] Oblivion Knight (Ryan): Alright first off
[4:14:59 PM] Oblivion Knight (Ryan): Use bombs wisely
[4:15:05 PM] Matthew: What is this, touhou?
[4:15:23 PM] Oblivion Knight (Ryan): Secondly
[4:15:29 PM] Oblivion Knight (Ryan): learning to press Z or R twice
[4:15:35 PM] Oblivion Knight (Ryan): will help you become more like your father
[4:15:41 PM] Matthew: I have no clue what you are even on about now
[4:16:08 PM] bb: lylat wars
[4:16:14 PM] Boney: gtfo you non american
[4:16:16 PM] bb: k
[4:16:18 PM] Boney: what
[4:16:20 PM] Oblivion Knight (Ryan): I'm sure one day
[4:16:46 PM] Oblivion Knight (Ryan): You'll help me out like your father did
[4:17:15 PM] Matthew: pls Ledah, the damage is too low *reload savestate*
[4:17:21 PM] Oblivion Knight (Ryan): Are you making way for Katt?
[4:17:30 PM] Oblivion Knight (Ryan): If not you should be
[4:17:35 PM] Boney: lolol
[4:17:53 PM] Oblivion Knight (Ryan): If you help her out, she may even kiss you for that
[4:18:00 PM] Boney: ryan playing star fox 64 was like legendary btw
[4:18:14 PM] Matthew: What in the world are you two talking about
[4:18:23 PM] Boney: star fox 64 you german noob
[4:18:53 PM] Oblivion Knight (Ryan): They say his uncle's enemy was his own enemy
[4:19:07 PM] Oblivion Knight (Ryan): What a close knit family

[Ristau]

It's funny because he said peace and you said peach and it should have been piece.

[Fire Blazer]

^ditto that

otherwise it wasn't funny or epic

[Oblivion Knight]

I was laughing to myself about how long he didn't catch the star fox references, meanwhile I tried to keep the references somewhat 100% direct.

[badkiara]

QUOTE (Oblivion Knight @ Jan 22 2014, 01:51 PM)

I was laughing to myself about how long he didn't catch the star fox references, meanwhile I tried to keep the references somewhat 100% direct.

Hard to notice a star fox reference if you never played any of the games. I'm surprised myself that I even know the barrel roll

[bblues]

Well, I thought it was funny enough.

[Fire Blazer]

well, you were there in banhammer or whatever

[bblues]

Yeah, I was. Stuff is probably better in the moment.

[kirant]

https://twitter.com/...196610683940864

 

Okay.  I just burst out laughing.  That's actually pretty funny.  Actively went out of my way to watch every late night shot just to see how they chose to ridicule the same comments.

 

It still shocks me that Americans still hold the protest vote so strong that people are willing to vote for this guy just to get the traditional politicians out of power.  Not that the has a chance of winning the election, but still enough to make the other Republicans shake a bit.

 

Spoiler

[^Leo^]

meh he's an asshole and would make an awful president. people know this and are willing to vote for him anyway just because he's saying exactly what a certain group of people want to hear.(this certain group of people being the incredibly conservative, racists, or(not and. i'm NOT calling all conservative people racist here) people who just don't understand that not everyone outside of America are terrorists. and yes, there are people who honestly believe that every other country is just out to destroy America. I met an old man who was scared to death because he found out a few Mexican families had moved into town(that's a pretty funny story by itself tbh).

 

tl:dr trump is a dumbass who knows how to talk.