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[Klokinator]

All right, so my very presence on a forum indicates its death is near. This is apparent by the fact that every single forum I've ever joined died off within a year of me joining it. This is just too bad for your little community of whores.

I'm playing FE Contentions right now and am in the middle of the FE7 route, already beat FE8. (No salt, it was ridiculously easy) That game is really an eater of salt, I'll tell you that much!

Think of me like the black star dragon balls. In one year you will all blow up.

[Ezra]

You can't kill what's already dead, and I have a secret weapon...

INFINITE PHOENIX DOWNS!!!

[Klokinator]

Somewhere in the next week, I will ascend to the top of the army program. I can guarantee it, but only if I stay interested. IPBfree army games are my specialty. I even once wrote a tutorial for how to win at them. I even beat Nintenlord down, and it only took me four days. He had an army of like 80 million, I had 2,000 and I raped him. This forum is nowhere near that good though, so it's just a matter of time.

[Fire Blazer]

LOL I'd like to see this tutorial if it still exists

and remember I can just cheat and I used to be active at that stuff too but winning got boring

Also, this forum will not die. Well, if it does, it'll be in 7 days, not in one year. Also, FEU is well and alive, and you've been on that forum for a while, so STFU.

Also, I already know of your terrible reputation, so I won't feel guilty if I ban you for being a troll

Also FE Contention* (not Contentions) is made to be easier when playing as FE8. n00bface.

[Klokinator]

^Lol that entire post is a troll, but I'll ignore it.

I have no idea where it is but I'd assume at FEU if anything. I'll look it up there and then we'll see.

Plus, cheating is lame. I'm just naturally the best.

[Zepher Tensho]

[Ezra]

[Klokinator]

I didn't cheat, the game glitched and it was beyond my control. Incidentally, my Lloyd also randomly got 53 STR as well, it worked for one attack, then reverted to 25 again. (On my FE7 playthrough.)

I also lost my FE7 playthrough because Hector was raped by... by... oh I can't bear to say it... Knoll.

[Fire Blazer]

That would also be known as

cheating

[Klokinator]

[Ezra]

If you run a red light you break the law, if you run a red light because you have no breaks you still broke the law. therefore since your characters have such ridiculous stats, it is still cheating whether or not it is your fault.

[Klokinator]

[Ezra]

No, thats completely different logic, if your at a redlight and someone in a different vehicle is pointing a gun at you, and you floor it then it's completely different, a little far farfetched, but completely different.

[Klokinator]

I suppose if I know that the brakes are broken, your logic is sound, but what if they suddenly pop out as I'm coming up to a light and I step on the brake?

In any case it's not my fault the game glitched and I sure didn't know how to fix it, else I would have. I've tried repatching it and everything, but nothing seems to work.

Not only that, but if you sell ANYTHING to a shop, and then try to buy something immediately afterwards, the last 5 items ranomly (And I do mean randomly) shift into other items, often times items that freeze the game. Best thing I ever randomly got though was the ability to buy Talismans with 66 uses. OMG Athos had 30 RES and was berserking enemies left and right. (Nils and Ninian allowed him to berserk three enemies every turn. 'Zerk the ones in front an the ones in back will surely fall.)

[Zepher Tensho]

[Ezra]

Yeah sometimes I have good logic days... and others I have bad logic days... or I'm just plain nonsensical sometimes.

[Klokinator]

[Fire Blazer]

Grey, stop lying just to side with the troll

[Klokinator]

Silly Blazer. By calling me a troll that makes YOU a troll which is the ultimate irony.

[Zepher Tensho]