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GIRLS ARE THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL
Started by Bobryk, Oct 01 2010 01:41 AM
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Posted 01 October 2010 - 01:41 AM
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Posted 01 October 2010 - 06:06 AM
Slightly cOLD but still, I'd forgotten the formula haha
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Posted 01 October 2010 - 07:46 AM
*waits for MG to post in here*
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Posted 01 October 2010 - 05:11 PM
That's pretty antifemenistic, like Henricus Institoris explenation of the word femina: fides=faith and minus=less. He even wrote a whole book called "Malleus Maleficarum" (also known as Hexenhammer, soon avaibable for your FE Shrine hack deluxe), where he explains many bad things about witches and burning and black magic and more antifemenistic stuff.
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Posted 02 October 2010 - 01:33 AM
Right, women is the devil because they're so terrible and ugly.
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Posted 03 October 2010 - 02:03 PM
Don't you know proper math? The result of girls is the subtraction of time and money, therefore we're the root of all good, since you're no longer burdened by the evil money in your pockets.
The actual evil is jobs... Because jobs give you money, we're only trying to save you from that evil by making you spend it all on us.
The actual evil is jobs... Because jobs give you money, we're only trying to save you from that evil by making you spend it all on us.
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Posted 03 October 2010 - 02:22 PM
Probably the most win response any girl has ever said to this^
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Posted 03 October 2010 - 07:26 PM
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Posted 03 October 2010 - 09:33 PM
Hahahahah first time I saw that, that is win. XD
Don't make fun of me for this being my first time, or I'll make fun of you for spending too much time on the internet that you know so many internet jokes. >_>
MG's response was pretty awesome, did you copy and paste that from some site you found on google? XD
Oh, and since girls are the root of all evil, and boys come from girls, it is not us men's fault for any of our evil, we got it from them. >_>
Don't make fun of me for this being my first time, or I'll make fun of you for spending too much time on the internet that you know so many internet jokes. >_>
MG's response was pretty awesome, did you copy and paste that from some site you found on google? XD
Oh, and since girls are the root of all evil, and boys come from girls, it is not us men's fault for any of our evil, we got it from them. >_>
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Posted 03 October 2010 - 09:58 PM
Yeah I remember this. Way back in high school (which was like 6 years ago, lol) from my math teacher.
Technically this does not prove that girls are the root of all evil. Here, money = sqrt(evil). However, girls != money in this case, since as this shows, girls = money^2. This does, though, prove that girls are indeed evil (girls = evil).
I don't remember it exactly, but the one my math teacher showed us was a little different. It had women = sqrt(evil) as opposed to women = evil. It had some extra steps so it was exact.
So yeah... just ignore me overanalyzing it.
Technically this does not prove that girls are the root of all evil. Here, money = sqrt(evil). However, girls != money in this case, since as this shows, girls = money^2. This does, though, prove that girls are indeed evil (girls = evil).
I don't remember it exactly, but the one my math teacher showed us was a little different. It had women = sqrt(evil) as opposed to women = evil. It had some extra steps so it was exact.
So yeah... just ignore me overanalyzing it.
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Posted 03 October 2010 - 10:56 PM
By a bunch of logic, the root of all girls = money.
If girls = money^2 (as probed above) then sqrt(girls) = money. So if you want a girl, get money! (How true is that!)
If girls = money^2 (as probed above) then sqrt(girls) = money. So if you want a girl, get money! (How true is that!)
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Posted 04 October 2010 - 12:04 AM
Girls aren't totally evil. They are the ones that get us laid, lol.
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Posted 04 October 2010 - 12:38 AM
Ok so if girls are evil, but we want girls, so then that means we want evil. But if we want evil then we are all going to go to hell. And if we are all going to hell. Well.. well then that means jesus lied to us! D:
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Posted 04 October 2010 - 12:40 AM
Bad things about women:
Demand to get their feet rubbed once every two hours: -5 points
Need money: -20 points
Need gifts: -50 points
get pregnant: -70 points
Good things about women:
Get you laid: +37874578437856784567482364387248673871 points
Demand to get their feet rubbed once every two hours: -5 points
Need money: -20 points
Need gifts: -50 points
get pregnant: -70 points
Good things about women:
Get you laid: +37874578437856784567482364387248673871 points
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Posted 04 October 2010 - 12:49 AM
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Posted 04 October 2010 - 02:18 AM
If thats ur answer you havent been laid by the right girl yet.
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Posted 04 October 2010 - 03:26 AM
You guys are pathetic.
I should ban you.
I'm joking, sheesh.
I should ban you.
I'm joking, sheesh.
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Posted 04 October 2010 - 05:13 AM
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My response was purely my own, I like to come up with my own witty comebacks, thank you. XP
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Posted 04 October 2010 - 10:35 AM
@Blazer I thought you were serious for a sec. 
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Wow your pretty good at comebacks, as for me I suck. When I was like in 5th grade and kids said "yo mama jokes" I was always the kid just standing there for like an hour thinking of what to say. I wish I had your skillz when I needed them most.
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